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Welcome to The Dick Diary.

 

Throughout the years, I have had countless sessions. As I think back and recount on some of the funniest things that I have had subs do and new experiences along the way, I wanted to share the short stories with you. Below you will find those moments. This is a complete insight to the devious mind that I have.

 

So sit back, relax, grab some popcorn and enjoy the ride. While reading The Dick Diary, you won't be able to help but laugh, shake your head in disappointment and walk away thinking what the fuck did I just read.

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This post is a little bit overdue, but better late than never right...


One of my good boys wanted to have some fun for Thanksgiving. I sat and thought for a while. Pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving staple would be the perfect thing. I told him I to get some pumpkin pie, caramel sauce and whip cream because what's pumpkin pie without whip cream of course.

We started with the whip cream with his dildo, spritz some on the top and lick it off like he's licking up some cum. He went in and made sure that he got every last drop of it off.


After that, it was time to put some caramel sauce on the whip cream and lick that off. The sweet sweet taste of caramel sauce and cream got him so excite. There was whip cream all over his face. he looked like a hot mess.


Then I thought it'd be funny if he took the whip cream, put it back on the dildo and slapped his face with it rub it all in for good measure, of course. At this point there was whipped cream everywhere. he probably was in the sugar rush.


I made him take out his tiny little dick out of his little girly panties and put whipped cream on that and use it as lube because this tiny little dick was so sad. It didn't get any attention. His dick is so small it just fell right off.


After allowing him to stroke for a while, get nice and hard and build up his load. It was time for the ultimate sauce to go on the pumpkin pie, but of course that wasn't enough. He couldn't just Jizz on the pumpkin pie. We had to make it so much more fun.


He took out the pumpkin pie, which mind you was not one from the bakery. This was a frozen pumpkin pie that you had to cook. He tried to cook it, but it didn't work very well because I didn't want to wait. This is a sloppy mess of an uncooked pumpkin pie.


I told him to draw a smiley face on the pumpkin pie with the whip cream. He leaned over the pumpkin pie and finished his load all on top of it. Making that smiley face a gooey mess.

After he came all over the pie, instructed him to pie himself. Due to the pie not being solid, he had to face plant right into it, smearing the runny pie all over his face. It was freezing because it still wasn't fully thawed out, but it was a soppy mess.


But couldn't let that pumpkin pie go to waste that would be so wasteful of Me, wouldn't it? I told him to grab his dildo and use it as a spoon. He started eating the uncooked cum and whipped cream pumpkin pie. I'm not that heartless. I didn't make him eat at all, but he did a good amount.

As a good boy, he did what he was told then I allowed him to clean his face and thank me for the pleasure.


Needless to say next year when he's passing the pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving, he's not gonna look at it the same. (Click Here To Be Directed To X To See The Videos)

 
 
 

A sub messaged me today and wanted to join The Sub Vault. Upon joining, he realized how much content, etc. he was getting and couldn't help but want to send Me more. He had my throne and I told him that he can go on there and send Me any gift he likes. he started out by sending $50.

We started chatting and he told Me that anything I tell him he will send, so I told him to go back to My throne and to send the the gift that the picture, as all the pictures are of Me, gets him the most excited. He ended up sending one that was the $100.


We continued on with our chat and I told him about this Coach Mickey Mouse bag charm that I really wanted that was on my list. Needless to say he went and scooped it up for Me for $200.


As we continue our chat bit more, he inquired about session. Gave him the information about a session and we discussed having one later on after he got off of work. He told me I could tell him to send anything and he will do it, so I sent him a link and told him to go send $150 and he sent it right away with no questions asked.


He started getting ready for work and I didn't hear from him for a bit until I reached out to him and told him I wanted him to have a safe drive to work as we were going to play once he got off.


He informs me that he just got off the phone with his credit card company. I guess they were detecting fraud with how much that he was sending so he needed to go over each individual transaction. I asked him what he told the merchant on the other end, what lie he gave them and he told me he told them exactly the truth that "they were tributes and gifts to an online Goddess"


They started to go through each transaction. "When I said one was for quicker shipping she said aww that’s so thoughtful 😂" he told me. I couldn't stop laughing as well wondering what this woman was thinking while he was talking to him.


"I told her the second one was because I didn’t think the first was enough for the content she just burst out laughing. I’m pretty sure she didn’t really need to know exactly what each one was for". At this point, I was hysterically laughing and couldn't believe that this is what he told her.

Before the call ended, She asked if I was done or there would be more and "I said that’s not my decision and she laughed again"


So as the good Goddess, I am, I told him well, maybe we should give her a reason to have to give you a call again and I told him I wanted him to send again. he sent another $40.

At this point in time as this post is posted, we are still chatting and planning out our session for tomorrow, which based on what is swirling in my mind, it is going to end up here on the dick diary. (Click Here To See Screenshots On X In The Comments)

 
 
 

I had a session with my sub that comes to Me every quarter. He saves up a huge chunk of money so we can have a very long cam session. This time he decided he wanted a two hour cam session and 10 tasks leading up to it.


When he booked the session he put himself in chastity. On the day of the session it will be 10 days. I started on Monday by sending him one task a day and then Thursday I sent him the full list that way he had Friday and all day Saturday to complete as many tasks as he could before we had the session, he ended up getting through seven out of 10 tasks. I was very surprised he even got that much done.


his last task before the session was to get fully dressed up in a sissy outfit and do his make up. I wanted him dressed to the nines. he wore a little black dress with fishnet tights and 7 inch pleaser heels.


One of his favorite kinks is anal training, so I knew that we were going to have a ton of anal toys to play with. This sub is a huge toy collector. He loves collecting toys and wanted me to pick out two toys before we had the session so he could get them ordered and sent to his house. I had him go to the lovense website as those are My favorite toys as they are ones I control from my phone. I told him to get the mini fuck machine as well as Solace Pro, the one that jerks him off. Needless to say, he was very excited about these.


We started off the session with him, taking the plug that he has in completely out and starting with his smallest plug. Now the smallest plug for him is going to be a large size for the normal person. He easily took that plug like a champ. I had him put the plug all the way in, sit up and rock his hips so he can feel the full thickness and length of the plug in the walls inside of him. Then I had him take his vibrating wand and sit on that while he was rocking it was driving him absolutely crazy.


From there we moved on to his plug that looks like a bunch of balls each one getting thicker and thicker. I had him put it in and pull it out over each ball, at that point he was ready to be fucked by this machine.


I had him put a pillow underneath him for leverage and lay down with his heels, fishnets and fully dressed up with his wig still on. I started to fuck him slowly mind you he is still in chastity at this time.


At the beginning of the session, we talked about him coming twice, but first I wanted to get his ass in gear. I slowly started fucking him with the machine, going faster and faster watching his body go absolutely crazy. He could barely hold on his, cage was getting tighter and tighter and he was begging to come at this point.


I told him to get his vibrating wand, put it on his dick while I him fuck him. I told him if he really wanted to come, he would of course have to eat as he couldn't let any of it go to waste.

he was begging to let go, and I counted him down to come. It was a huge load to say the least and of course he ate every last drop. I told him to go collect himself and drink some water, get hydrated and get ready for the next round. He let me know that his ass is very sore and he doesn't know if he can handle anymore but he could definitely come again because we did still have the other toy he wanted to play with.


I told him to keep the chastity cage on for now and put the spread bar on and do some sissy poses. I told him to reach down, grab his ankles and walk around. I remembered he had nipple clamps, so I told him to put them both on and put the chain in his mouth while he walked around the room. It was absolutely hilarious watching him walk around like the hunchback with the spread bar in between his legs and him trying to keep his head down, so the chains wouldn't pull his nipple clamps.


After he took off the bar and then nipple clams I told him to put on his full mask that has sensory deprivation (Vision) as well as a gag in it, take the vibrating dildo and put it on his dick as I allowed him to come out of his cage. watching him get so sensitive I couldn't help but laugh as he was convulsing laying there.


I had him take off the mask and get the final toy that I controlled to jerk him off. I had him put it on, and I stroked him hard fast and long until he begged every last moment to come. The toy ended up slipping off and he couldn't help but beg to jerk until he came and I allowed it.

He came so hard that he could barely move, Exactly how I told him I was going to leave him… fucked in every way, Stretched and tired as fuck. Needless to say he will be looking forward to his next quarterly visit.

 
 
 

Goddess Crytsal EST. 2017

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